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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
megatraven
kafkamilktea

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

ihatejonarbuckle

russian kinder surprise

thighlander

That looks like it’s made of coal.

kafkamilktea

It tasted like coal

akoolguy

you ate a vase

kafkamilktea

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

caninegame94

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memeseverdie

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”